Hobby Etiquette 101

Again I saw a good post on a certain board and I was compelled to copy it. Please keep in mind this was written by a HOBBYST. Obviously the incall part does not apply to me, but you get the idea. I don’t have an etiquette page as a lot of the ladies do, so I’m glad to see this coming from a hobbyst. And for the record.. I’m not a clock watcher, but I love gents who are respectful of my time.

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An hour appointment is an HOUR appointment—NOT 65 minutes, or 75 minutes, or more.

The hour begins when you were SUPPOSED to arrive. (If you are LATE, that’s your fault, and you get LESS than an hour).

An hour is basically 50 minutes, and then you get dressed, groomed, and leave. It is not 60 or 65 minutes, THEN take 10- 15 minutes to get dressed, and leave. You arrive at Noon, and are out the DOOR by 1 pm. Many ladies have told me you guys linger, don’t want to leave, and make them feel awkward telling your sorry ass to leave. This is a business, and NO the ladies don’t LOVE you despite your delusions. Please be considerate, and respectful of the ladies, and their time.

Also, be CLEAN. SHOWER immediately before the appointment! If this is not possible, then you MUST shower at their hotel. Wash your genitals, butt, and arm pits, not once, but twice. Brush your teeth, and use mouthwash immediately before the appointment, or upon arrival. You will get better service.

Hands, and nails should be squeaky clean, and nails should be trimmed. Do not try to stick your fingers in areas where the lady is clearly not happy to have them. (Hands are inherently dirty).

Ladies don’t like the smell of smokers either. It behooves you not to get your last “drag” before you enter the room.

I know this stuff SHOULD be basic, but most guys are delusional (thinking THEY are special), or disrespectful of the ladies’ time. Please be considerate.

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